Eminem has fallen off the planet..
It pains me to say it... I have supported this guy since before he signed with Dre.
Eminem has officially fallen the fuck off...
They say there isn't anywhere to go but down... when you reach the top that is.
And where exactly WAS Eminem's TOP? Well, following the classic "Eminem Show" was the 8 Mile Soundtrack that had 3 amazing Eminem tunes, and the posse cut "Love Me." His flow on that track was sick, as well as the lyrics...
"There's a certain mystique when I speak, that you notice
'Cause it's sort of unique 'cause you know it's me
My poetry's deep, and I'm stillmatic, the way I flow to this beat
You can't sit still, it's like trying to smoke crack and go to sleep
I'm strapped, it's known any minute I could snap
I'm the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped
I bully these rappers so bad lyrically
It ain't even funny, I ain't even hungry, it ain't even money
You can't pay me enough for you to play me
It's cockamamey you just ain't zany enough to rock with Shady
My noodle is cock-a-doodle, my clock's coo-coo
I got screws loose, yea the whole kitten caboodle, I'm just brutal
It's no rumor, I'm numero uno, assume it
There's no more humor in it, you know
I'm rolling with a swollen bowling ball in my bag
You need a fag and tear a near hole in my ass, you better love me, bitch..."
Classic...
He then followed this up by numerous forgettable guest shots, as well as his worst album, "Encore." An album with 6 great tracks, and a bunch of filler. Fine for any rap album, but not par for Eminem. A CD of pure babble... His recent non-effort being the verse on the Game's "We Ain't" where he disses Clay Aiken of all people.... WORD.
Em... stop the bullshit and come back strong. You're way better than this...

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